I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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