whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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