They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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