Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Randomize