I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it because I queefed?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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