these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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