Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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