i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
