Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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