I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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