So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I need water and some morals
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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