she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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