It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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