That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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