We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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