i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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