U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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