Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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