How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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