Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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