Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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