He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
