u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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