That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I see more hoeing in ur future
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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