my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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