what if I'm pregnant?
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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