I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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