This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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