You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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