so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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