another moral hangover. fuck.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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