the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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