are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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