I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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