therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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