you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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