My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
