So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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