We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I need water and some morals
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm both gender and math confused
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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