can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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