My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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