I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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