The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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