STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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