If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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