If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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