There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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