I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just high enough for therapy.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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