At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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