my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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