yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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