one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i believe in u and ur pee
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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