ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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