eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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