It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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