Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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