I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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