so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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