Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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