Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we made out on top of his cat.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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